Yahoo Acquires Tumblr

From Tumblr founder David Karp:

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t changing.

From Yahoo CEO Marrisa Mayer:

We promise not to screw it up.  Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going.  We will operate Tumblr independently.  David Karp will remain CEO.  The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve.  Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.

I’ve hosted johnsherrod.net on Tumblr since March 2010. I moved it here from a MobileMe hosted iWeb site when it became evident to me that Apple had lost interest in iWeb. I’ve been very satisfied with the experience overall and certainly hope that Meyer keeps her word. Hopefully Yahoo can improve Tumblr’s ability to handle traffic. When Daring Fireball linked to a post of mine in late March it took down not only my blog but apparently a good chunk of Tumblr itself. (I can’t prove the events were related, but the timing certainly fits the hypothesis.) Hopefully Yahoo provides the infrastructure to prevent that sort of thing from happening again.

See also former Tumblr employee Marco Arment’s piece. He provides his thoughts on the acquisition and also provides a fascinating behind-the-scenes retrospective on his time at Tumblr. From the piece:

David always obsessed over his newest ideas, features, and designs until they were completely polished and ready to go. He’s a workaholic — he truly lives and breathes Tumblr. I’ve never even seen him show any desire to work on a side project. David is all Tumblr, all the time.

He expects people around him to be similarly into work and Tumblr, and often drove me hard with seemingly impossible demands. But David has a lot of Steve Jobs-like qualities, and like many people who worked for Steve, I look back on Tumblr’s crunch times with mixed feelings: I don’t want to return to that stress level, but David pushed me to do amazing work that I didn’t think was possible.

Star Trek Into Darkness Nitpicking

Warning! Major spoilers ahead! Read at your own risk!

Now that I’ve posted my actual Star Trek Into Darkness movie review I thought it would be fun to do some serious Trekkie nitpicking. This is in no particular order. Here goes!

• The seat belts. Ok, this is a good idea in principle, it just looked really cheesy.

• Twenty minutes from the planet. Chekov takes the ship out of warp and Sulu says they’re twenty minutes form the planet. Is Mudd’s shuttle as fast as the Enterprise? Couldn’t twenty minutes by starship be twenty years by shuttle?

• Carol Marcus. She seems to only be there to remind the audience that they’re watching a ripoff of Star Trek II. I thought they might at least use her as a romantic interest for Kirk, but other than him ogling her in her underwear (a completely unnecessary scene), there was practically nothing suggesting they might have a romantic relationship. Which brings us to…

• Kirk in bed with the cat ladies. On the TV show Kirk was certainly always portrayed as being smooth with the ladies, but he was never portrayed as being promiscuous.

• Why is the Vengeance so big? Khan kept making a point about it needing only a skeleton crew, even a crew of one if need be. So why was it so big? It was clearly designed only for war, so it didn’t need a massive cargo bay, science labs, recreation areas, or other things starships tend to have.

• Giving Chekov something to do. It seemed pretty clear that the only reason Chekov was given the role of temporary chief engineer was that the writers couldn’t think of anything better for him to be doing. Kirk mentioned he’d been shadowing Scotty, but surely there was someone more qualified to take over for Scotty.

• The five year mission. One of the characters says no ship has ever been on a five year mission before. Really? No other ship? Heck, the NX-01 while maybe not technically on a five year mission certainly approximated the essence of what the five year mission is and that was a century before the events of this movie. Surely other starships have ventured out into deep space for extended periods.

• Why do they need starships? It seems like Scotty’s equation for transwarp beaming makes starships nearly unnecessary. It was one thing when Spock Prime used it in the previous movie to send Kirk and Scotty from Delta Vega to the Enterprise, which in stellar terms was still relatively close by, but in Into Darkness Khan uses it to beam himself from Earth to the Klingon homeworld. Similarly…

• Khan’s magic blood. Bones uses Khan’s super blood to revive Kirk from the dead. Seems like they could start synthesizing that stuff in bulk and essentially cure death throughout the galaxy. That could have some serious consequences. Sloppy writing.

• Kirk dies for nothing. It seems that ultimately Kirk died just to save the ship. All of the crew had the option to evacuate the ship and all 1,000ish of them chose to stay for some reason in violation of Spock’s orders. If they’d all followed orders there would have been no need for Kirk to sacrifice his life unless he just really wanted to spare the taxpayers the burden of paying for a new ship to be built.

• Spock defeats Khan. This should definitely have been Kirk’s job. Instead it’s Spock who blows up Khan’s ship and then beams down and beats him to a pulp. Which reminds me…

• They got all 72 frozen dudes out of the torpedoes in like ten minutes. Surely that would’ve taken a little more time, especially since they would have been taking care not to, you know, set off the torpedoes accidentally.

• Marcus implies that the Klingons have only taken two planets since Starfleet made first contact. What? Shouldn’t the Klingons have a vast empire? Also…

• The Enterprise is disabled for hours in Klingon space and no Klingon ships intercept them? Seriously?

• Shields. Based on how shields are portrayed in both of J. J.’s movies he seems to either not know or not care how shields work. I could be wrong, but I’ve always assumed shields formed a sort of energy bubble around the ship. So when the shields are down to 6% they’re still up and functioning. Sure, they may have become so weak in one area that the ship takes damage, but they’re still up. And yet in the J. J.-verse nothing seems to ever stop phasers and torpedoes from hitting the ship.

• The Title. Into Darkness may not be the worst Star Trek movie ever made (that would be Nemesis), but it does have the worst title. It just doesn’t roll of the tongue well. Not only that, but as the announcer at the drive-in we went to mentioned, it’s a little unclear what the title is referring to. Is the darkness related to Khan’s return and plotting? Or is it talking about the sinister actions of Admiral Marcus? Yet another problem with having more than one villain in this movie…

Review: Star Trek Into Darkness

Warning! Major spoilers ahead! Read at your own risk!

Earlier today I wrote that I felt a sense of dread as the minutes ticked down to the start of Star Trek Into Darkness. I was certain I was going to hate it. I didn’t hate it, but out of the twelve Star Trek films we’ve had to date I would rate in the lower six. I plan do to a post later where I have fun nitpicking it. Here I’d like to focus on the bigger picture aspects of the movie.

The gist of the movie is that a rogue Starfleet operative named John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) coerces a fellow officer to blow up a covert facility in London as a ruse to get some of Starfleet’s top brass together so he can assassinate them. He succeeds in killing many of them including Admiral Christopher Pike. Kirk and the Enterprise set off after him.

I really need to watch the movie a couple more times because I found parts of the plot extremely confusing. But basically it turns out that Admiral Marcus (Peter Weller) is out to start a war with the Klingons. Harrison is actually Khan (yes, that Khan). In this timeline Section 31, a covert Starfleet organization led by Marcus (first introduced in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) discovered Khan’s ship and revived him from cryo-sleep to exploit his genetically enhanced intellect, strength, and savagery. Khan eventually went rogue to protect his crew from Marcus. Also, he’s Khan, so he wants to go on trying to seek total power.

At this point I should mention that Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan is my favorite Star Trek movie. Ask any Trekkie and most of them probably have it at least in their top three. In my opinion it’s a near flawless movie. It’s also a movie that seems to loom large over the writers and directors of subsequent Star Trek movies because in two instances (prior to Abrams) it’s been ripped off by other Star Trek movies. In First Contact Picard took on the Khan role in his mad thirst for vengeance against the Borg. They even have him quoting Moby Dick like Khan did in Star Trek II. In Star Trek Nemesis we had a villain seeking vengeance and even a starship battle in a nebula that rendered their tactical systems useless, just like in Star Trek II.

In some ways it was a gutsy move for J. J. Abrams to do a Khan story because any way you re-introduce Khan is going to cause people to draw comparisons to Star Trek II. I’ve been on record as saying I didn’t want to see Khan brought back to screen. I did mention I might tolerate it as long as they brought some original twist to the story. And that they did. And while I wasn’t thrilled at seeing Benedict Cumberbatch (who I greatly admire as an actor) walk in Ricardo Montalbahn’s shoes, I found myself doing a pretty good job of letting the movie take me along for the ride. Right up until the movie came to what Bryan Bishop of The Verge refers to appropriately as “The Scene.”

At the end of Wrath Of Khan, Spock restores main power to the Enterprise just in time to save the ship. In doing so he’s exposed to a lethal dose of radiation and slowly dies while having a touching last moment with his friend Jim Kirk, separated from him by a pane of glass (or transparent aluminum, whatever). It’s an iconic and extremely powerful scene. In Star Trek Into Darkness it’s Kirk that gets exposed to a lethal dose of radiation while getting main power back online. Kirk and Spock have a tearful goodbye, again separated by glass, before Kirk dies. My guess is that the J. J. and the writers see this as a clever twist or even an homage to Star Trek II. There are even lines spoken by characters lifted word for word from Star Trek II. 

J. J.’s first Star Trek movie had a scene that delightfully payed homage to Star Trek II: the Kobayashi Maru/bite of the apple scene. That seemed very tasteful to me. The Kirk death scene in Into Darkness struck me as a tasteless ripoff that simply tried to be clever by reversing roles. That’s where the movie totally lost me. And then, right after Kirk died, Spock yelled, “Khhhaaannnnn!!!” That disgusted me so much that I actually blurted out, “J. J., you hack!” (We were at the drive-in, so it was ok.) That moment was as eye rolling to me as the scene at the end of Revenge Of The Sith where Vader screams, “Noooooo!!!” 

That scene worked so well in Wrath Of Khan because of the audience’s familiarity with the characters. There had already been three seasons of a TV show and one movie to establish the close friendship these two men had. Not to mention the incredible performances from Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner. You felt it when Spock died. With the new Trek we’ve only had one previous movie, and in both movies the two characters spent more time being adversarial towards one another than being friends. The scene in Wrath Of Khan also worked better because Spock stayed dead at the end of the movie, not to return as the Spock we know until the end of the following movie. In Into Darkness, Kirk is back on his feet about ten minutes after he’s pronounced dead. Not only that, but they had already telegraphed to the audience exactly how McCoy was going to bring him back earlier in the movie. Again, given how the inclusion of that scene was sure to draw these types of comparisons to Star Trek II, I’m kind of shocked that J. J. went for it here.

There were also a couple of other scenes that reminded me unpleasantly of the Star Wars prequels. One was the scene in which Khan and Spock are leaping off of buildings onto swiftly passing flying vehicles. It was a little too much like Anakin and the bounty hunter in Episode II. The other was the scene in which Kirk was fixing the warp core. Rather than the clean futuristic environment we’ve always had in Star Trek it looked like something out of that factory scene in Attack Of The Clones. Or maybe Galaxy Quest.

I was also disappointed that we still don’t have a Kirk that resembles the Kirk from the TV show. TV show Kirk would have told the truth in his report to Starfleet about violating the Prime Directive. He would have taken responsibility for his actions. I get that he’s supposed to be younger and less mature in these movies, but Kirk remains the one character in the J. J.-verse that doesn’t resemble his TV show counterpart, except in occasional flashes.

Since Abrams has forced me to draw comparisons with Star Trek II, it’s also fair to point out that Kirk’s character arc in Into Darkness was handled much more clumsily than in Wrath Of Khan. The earlier film was about Kirk feeling old and useless, but also very much about how Kirk had never had to face a no-win scenario, never had to face death. That’s another thing that made Spock’s death so impactful. In Into Darkness they tried to give Kirk an arc by having Pike chide him for being reckless and thinking he was invincible, only to have him meet his own death later in the film. However, this was handled so clumsily (not the least bit because of the fact that he was only dead for a few minutes) that it was hard to get the sense that he’d changed at all over the course of the film.

Ok, now for some things I actually liked about the film:

I liked that most of the characters had clearly established a closer friendship. I liked how they made the Klingons seem even more alien than ever before while still making them recognizable. I thought Khan’s method of killing people by crushing their skulls was a nice touch. It showed off his enhanced strength and his innate savagery. I liked Benedict Cumberbatch, even if he had a thankless job of playing an iconic role. The only thing he lacked was the swagger that Ricardo Montalbahn brought to the role.

I also thought the overall message of the film was a very good one. It was a message about avoiding war, not letting emotion get in the way of giving a person a fair trial, and that Starfleet should be about exploration, not militarism. Good stuff, that.

I’m really curious to hear what other Trekkies think about this movie. From my perspective it was deeply flawed, but I suspect that non-Trekkies will love it.

Darkness Awaits

Lady Jessica and I are planning to go see Star Trek Into Darkness tonight at the drive-in. I’ve been growing more and more apprehensive about seeing this movie the closer I get to tonight. I feel a bit like Captain Picard in The Best Of Both Worlds, touring his ship while it waits in the Paulson Nebula, knowing that he must soon take her into battle with the Borg.

Ok, so the situation isn’t that dire, but I can’t help but feel that I’m going to hate this movie. J. J. Abrams is a mixed bag in my opinion. Brilliant, but flawed. His 2009 foray into Star Trek is in many ways intensely satisfying and in many other ways intensely frustrating. Still, I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed that movie. Here’s hoping for something similar tonight!

iOS 7 Concept Video

Interesting concept video and accompanying screenshots from Simply Zesty featuring their thoughts on what iOS 7 could look like. We’ve certainly been hearing lots of rumors that Apple will go with a “flatter” design this revision. I think this is flatter than what we’ll actually get though. Also, while the app icons in this concept still technically have rounded corners, they’re almost entirely square, something I don’t see Apple changing. I think my favorite part is their vision for how Apple could incorporate widgets. That part I wouldn’t mind seeing.

Independence Day Sequel News

Germain Lussier, writing at Slashfilm, discusses comments made by Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin at a recent film festival:

No major updates, unfortunately, but Emmerich did say they’re attempting to create a mythology that would allow not just one or two movies, but a whole series.

Oh and Jeff Goldblum, who was also in attendance, is welcome to return. Read their quotes below.

I’ve been wanting an Independence Day sequel since I left the theater in 1996. The ending of the movie certainly wasn’t begging for a sequel, but I wanted more of the mix of characters and action that Emmerich and Devlin brought to the screen. Not sure about a whole series of movies, but I’ll sign on for more, especially if Goldblum returns. Now if only we can get Emmerich and Devlin to get to work on Stargate 2…

Spock Vs. Spock

Recently I posted a link to a commercial in which William Shatner re-fights the Gorn from Star Trek. Here we have Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto (the original Spock and the new Spock respectively) competing against one another in a short film/commercial from Audi. 

This is absolutely brilliant. First of all the two actors are great sports. My understanding is that these two are friends in real life, and it shows here. Secondly, I give lots of respect to the writers of this video. I love all the little Star Trek references, not to mention the reference to Nimoy’s Bilbo Baggins song.

Oblivion

Lady Jessica and I saw Oblivion last night at the drive-in. I found it a fun movie but probably with little replay potential. That said, if you like movies where Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise in a sci-fi world, you’ll like this movie. (Yes, I generally like movies in that category.)

Through narration, Cruise’s character Jack Harper paints a bleak picture of a future Earth that has lost a war with an invading alien army. Most of Earth’s surviving inhabitants have left for Saturn’s moon Titan. A space station hangs in orbit of Earth monitoring giant ocean vacuum cleaners converting sea water to fuel. Jack maintains a fleet of flying robot drones that guard the machines, his only human companion is a woman named Victoria who monitors the radar for enemies who are attacking the drones. They are the only two people left on Earth. Or are they?

I’ll get my criticisms out of the way first so I can end on a positive note. The movie has lots of interesting plot twists and reveals. The problem is that when you think about the logic of the forces at work in the story you realize that many of the major plot points in the movie make no sense and are only there to fool the audience so that there’s a bigger payoff each time the film reveals something unexpected. That makes it a fun ride, but is ultimately intellectually wanting. That’s why I’m concerned the movie has little replay value.

Now for the good: Director Joseph Kosinski is masterful at visual storytelling. He proved that with TRON: Legacy. I love the aesthetics of the film from the devices and vehicles to the furniture in the tower. It really reminded me of the aesthetics of the video game Portal, particularly the drones. You almost expect to hear the voice of GLaDOS at any moment. If this is an homage to Portal, at least visually, that’s not a bad thing at all. But Portal isn’t the only thing Oblivion reminded me of. Without giving too much away the ending reminded me a lot of the ending of Independence Day, both visually and in terms of storytelling. I’ll leave it at that.

There’s also something refreshingly non-mainstream about Oblivion. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a big-budget Tom Cruise action sci-fi movie, but if the sci-fi movie scale has a movie like Moon on one extreme and Avatar on the other extreme, it’s definitely closer to Moon in terms of tone and in being more “hard” sci-fi. That’s becoming more and more rare these days and was something of a breath of fresh air.

You may not want to spend full movie theater pricing on this movie. We saw it as a double-feature. But if it’s on TV or Netflix down the road, take a chance on it. It’s worth going through once.

Thunderbolt To Get A Speed Bump

Sarah Silbert, reporting at Engadget:

Here at NAB, Intel just introduced the next generation of its Thunderbolt interface, which promises a data rate of 20 Gbps in both directions (on each of the two channels) as opposed to 10 Gbps for the previous version.

But still you can’t buy a Mac Pro with Thunderbolt.

Via Marco Arment.

Ron Johnson Out At J.C. Penney

It’s been reported that Ron Johnson has been fired as CEO of J.C. Penney. It’s not surprising considering that there have been a lot of reports lately suggesting his strategy of replacing the misleading flood of “sales” typical of department stores with straightforward pricing hasn’t been successful. He was also on an ambitious quest to radically change the look of J.C. Penney stores, turning them into a collection of mini boutiques featuring specific brands.

Prior to taking over the head job at JCP, Johnson was the head of Apple Retail. He’s one of the main figures responsible for the tremendous success Apple’s had in retail over the last decade plus.

Because I was an Apple retail employee for seven and a half years, I’m personally saddened to see him suffer a defeat like this. I’m also saddened because I was really enthusiastic about his plans for JCP. It’s a fair bet that JCP goes back to their old ways now.

He was very much respected and beloved within Apple Retail. Many have been quick to speculate that he might return to his old position. It would certainly be a great get for Apple, but I’d kind of like to see Johnson pick himself up and try again to revolutionize retail again somewhere else. It’ll certainly be interesting to see where he lands.